"Good morning, beautiful!
His Majesty has greeted the court jester, Tess, and is now taking his royal morning nap in the light green throne. And because landscapers are here, Tess and the gentle lady of the court, ginger, are in the pen if exile, or so Tess thinks. She has voiced her displeasure for one solid hour; but, hark, for the past five minutes, there has been a blissful quiet and calm over the kingdom.”
Just gonna go ahead and say that my mom is the best person alive. P.s. she was talking about Hobbes on his birthday.